have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Alive.
So much puke
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
Randomize
