So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
