I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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