Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
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