Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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