gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
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