you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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