Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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