we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Randomize
