some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
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