we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Randomize
