Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
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