Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Dick very happy bro
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