Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
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