I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
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