my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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