About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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