Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
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