i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
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