Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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