How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
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