Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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