absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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