i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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