You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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