help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
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