i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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