Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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