They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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