how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Randomize
