I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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