I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
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