Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
last night I used snow as a chaser
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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