She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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