Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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