Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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