Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
He shit in the fireplace
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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