Do vagina's smell?
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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