That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
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