I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
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