No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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