That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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