youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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