she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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