lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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