I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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