When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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