She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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