your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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