it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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