his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
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I need you to use more vowels.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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