i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
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